Thursday, September 20, 2012

Kids Say the Darndest Things...

Today I'm gonna talk about random funny things that my students have done over the past month or so...

On the first day, I had the students write a few of their favorite things, and some students surprised me with their answers:

What is your hobby?
    Student 1. Date
    Student 2. Girl
    Student 3. ゴロゴロ in room ("gorogoro" in room, which means idling about...or perhaps the appropriate English equivalent is "chillaxing" lol)

Favorite Place in Komagane:
    Student 4:  TOIRE (which is "toilet" in English)  (I don't EVEN wanna know what this guy eats on a daily basis hahaha)

Favorite Subject:
    Student 5:  No thank you  (.......huh....? lol)
    Student 6:  英語 ("eigo", which means "English" in Japanese. Yes, they wrote this in Japanese. *sigh*)

Some students were very creative with their answers, even if they just wanted to get a laugh out of me lol Mission accomplished, kids, mission accomplished...

I already wrote about the students at my visit school who were calling me pretty and beautiful in class...and apart from this, I get some random girls squealing about my hair! However, I had a new experience today in class regarding all the attention I sometimes get! You probably already saw on my Facebook, but, when asked "What are 3 things that make you happy?", one of my students replied "Love, sweets, and YOU make me happy!!!" I was flattered and gave him 2 stamps for the good, grammatical answer, but told him I had a boyfriend and he and his friends looked disappointed. LOL At least they're enthusiastic. I hope I can make exciting lessons for them in the future to keep that creativity alive! :)

Also, when I was teaching my third year students about giving advice, I gave an example "You should NOT punch that bear!" My students really liked the word "punch" from then on out.  Simple to say, but it has a funny enough meaning, I guess! Anyways, I each gave them situation role plays to act out with their fellow students. They were to ask their classmates for advice for a particular problem that I wrote on their worksheet. For example, one of the students had "There is an angry bear in my room! What should I do?". One of my students told her "You should punch the bear!!" LOL I really hope none of my students decide to go try and beat up some bears in the woods one day... xD

Anyways, if anything else interesting comes up, I'll let you guys know! Thanks for reading!

4 comments:

  1. hi kristine kun! it's kyoko chan dayo:D
    how old are the students answered their hobbies are girls and dating ??lol I don't exactly get which age you are teaching to..mm i should read your blog again!!
    anyway, it's funny cuz i thought the students are more modest about girls or something lol maybe i'm too old??
    your blog gives me lots of energy and fun:] 

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    1. Kyoko-chan!!! :D I teach 高校の一年生 mostly, but I also teach 7 三年生 students too! The 一年生 boys that are trouble-makers often write about girls or other silly things to be funny :] Most guy students are pretty modest and reserved lol And thanks for reading my blog!!! I miss you Kyoko-chan!! :)

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  2. nooooooo your name is kristin!! gome-n!!

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  3. ROFL!!!! You didn't know? It's part of Japanese martial arts to go training in the mountains.......and PUNCH A BEAR.......IN THE FACE!! hahahahaha. Seriously, this is why kids a hilarious LOL

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